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Lakeshore Fall 2005 Quotes
12.28.05:  
"I haven't got high since the day before Christmas." (Warner)

"I hope he does her in the a$$ with some tin foil and rock salt." (Ryan)

12.05.05:  

"I'm gonna go out on a limp here...Jerry is going to be one of the stars tonight. Man, I said 'limp'." (Jim Suplicki)

  "I just called Scott, Steve!" (Jim Suplicki)
  to Jim Suplicki, "So...with your Lactaid pill...do you take it orally or just shove right in your pu$$y?" (Jerry Suplicki)
11.30.05:  

"you drive a Scion, right? I saw one pulled over last week after hockey." (Rowe)
"what, by a cop?" (Jim Suplicki)
"no, a reindeer...yeah a cop...jeez." (Rowe)

  "Seven guys would be perfect."(Rob Williams)
  "Rob, did you meet everyone? Chris, Frank, (pointing to Scott) Dickhead..." (Jim Suplicki)
11.09.05:  

"throw this puck at my glove." (Davidson)
-Rowe (throws puck)
"OWW! what the hell...you hit me in the shin!" (Davidson)
"I'm doing you a favor, they're not gonna shoot it where you want them to...that's goaltending lesson #1, and it was free!" (Rowe)

  "ewww..it smells over here!" (Jules Suplicki)
  "your hoodie says Las Cruces...did you know that means 'The Cruces'?" (Rowe)
10.19.05:  

"quote of the season" (Jim Davidson)
"classic" (Jerry Suplicki)

  "see, he hasn't been a Gator for as long as we have...he doesn't know how to control the hijinx." (Jeff Curtis)
  "my cousin is in Florida" (Rowe)
"with the palm trees" (Rowe)
10.05.05:  

"hey Steve, you want to go to lunch with us tomorrow?" (Jerry Suplicki)
"No, I don't want to go to lunch." (Rowe)

  "Is it still hot?" (Jim Suplicki)
"yeah, a little." (Ryan)
"thanks for looking out for me Chris." (Jim Suplicki)
"just put it in your mouth." (Ryan)
09.28.05:  

"hey, sit down...I gotta take a picture of you." (Jerry Suplicki)
"should I take off my shirt?" (Jim Suplicki)

  ...to Jeff and Bryan, "hey, sit down...I gotta take a picture of you." (Jerry Suplicki)
"should we kiss?" (Jeff Curtis)
  "hey, sit down...I gotta take a picture of you." (Jerry Suplicki)
"should I take off my pants?" (Frank Warner)
  "hey, sit down...I gotta take a picture of you." (Jerry Suplicki)
"shirt on or off?" (Mike Kochersberger)
09.19.05:  

"hey Jer, we should hang out sometime...we have great conversations" (Davidson)

  "Why don't you come on in so I can tea bag ya!" (Ryan)
  "You're a Chemist huh? That's pretty cool" (Jerry Suplicki)
"Thanks" (Huber)
"Do you guys want to be alone?" (Rowe)
  " Is Jeremy bringing the cookie dough this week?" (Jerry Suplicki)
"Jeremy IS cookie dough" (Rowe)
  "Yeah, in the second period...we were BRUTAL." (Mancuso)
  "I didn't throw my helmet, I dropped it" (Rowe)
"Riiight...helmet thrower" (Jerry Suplicki)
"Pipe down, ref puncher" (Rowe)
  "Can I clear these dishes for you guys?" (Jim Suplicki)
"Thanks, Heloise" (Jerry Suplicki)
09.14.05:  
"Not every goalie plays like you, ya know, like Garth Brooks or whoever." (Kochersberger)
  "The Kangaroo Kid wouldn't give himself that name if he was going to just give up after 1 attempt...that would be like getting a Gator tattoo and leaving the bar after just 1 beer." (Rowe)
  "I GOT A CALCULATOR!" (Rowe)
  "This towel adds 15 lbs to my bag." (Rowe)
  "Someone left their towel." (Jim Suplicki)
  "Way to go Purple!" (Rowe)
"I f@$%ing bit my lip!" (Jim Suplicki)

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