Fall 2006 Quotes

11.15.06:	- -	[The Retreat] "Frank said he was coming...him and Davis." (Ryan) "3 biscuits for $3." (Suplicki's)
11.08.06:	- - - -	[The Retreat] "You getting an herbal wrap?" (Hibit) "You mean a veggie wrap?" (Gardner) "Ummmm...yeah." (Hibit) "I didn't realize this place had such an extensive menu..." (Ryan) "That's a definite on the Blue." (Hibit) "Bleu cheese?" (Gardner) "Yes...another pitcher of bleu cheese." (Jerry Suplicki) "Hey...I need a schedule." (Owner of The Retreat) - everyone goes silent - "Hey...I need a schedule!" (Owner of The Retreat) "Of what?" (Magin) "Your games" (Owner of The Retreat) "We have a website!" (Ryan) "Yea...post in the forum!" (Pasono) "Who the hell is that guy?" (Jerry Suplicki) "Jerry...your shirt is black -pause- NOT!" (Pasono)
11.01.06:	- - -	[Lakeshore Bar] "You should give Steve the 1st star." (Pasono) "Dude, I made 41 saves!" (Jerry Suplicki) "Yeah...that's your job." (Drake) (After pulling out a piece of broken tooth…) "Look! I have a Chris Ryan thingy!" (Christine) "Another pitcher?" (Jerry Suplicki) "I dunno...I have work in a few hours." (Pasono) "...let's get two." (Pasono)
10.25.06:	- - - - -	"Why are we wearing white? Is the other team wearing green?" (Davie) [Overtime Bar] "...Yeah, he was on Family Guy." (Jerry Suplicki) "Family Guy...isn't that a cartoon?" (Ryan) "I got a 26 year old for $500.." (Ryan) "You sell 26 year olds?" (Gardner) "Yea...all you can eat. No, it's a whiskey." (Ryan) "What? She has whiskers?" (Pasono) "You know Travis Davis..." (Ryan) (everyone looking confused) "Who the hell? You mean TERRELL?" (Jerry Suplicki) "Uh...yeah...it got your attention though." (Ryan) "It's because I got Gator pride." (Jerry Suplicki) "Yeah, GAY pride." (Ryan) "GAY-tor pride." (Pasono) (as Christine writes the quote...) "Hey, I said it first! I get the quote!" (Ryan) "No way, I said GAY-tor pride! Mine's better!" (Pasono)
10.18.06:	- - - - - - - -	"Hairpiece/herpes bit from Cheech and Chong movie" (Suplicki's) (Jerry to Dave) "What's your website? I-love-to-tan.gay?" [Romigs] "What do we have? 90 wings?" (Pasono) "...and one veggie wrap for Seth." (Jim Suplicki) "Hey Seth, you wanna put a few of these (wings) into your vagina? ...into your Harry Sealfon?" (Jerry Suplicki) "People actually still buy Mennen Speed Stick?" (Jim Suplicki) "Hey look, Gators - now open." (Jerry Suplicki) "Yea, but it's in Spencerport." (Jim Suplicki) "Hey, why don't we go out there next week?" (Drake) "Styx: best rock band ever!" (Sealfon) "Yea, you're the one with the veggie wrap, right?" (Jerry Suplicki) "Ok, I'll give you this (as Don't Stop Believing plays on jukebox), but Open Arms...I'm feeling a little awkward." (Jerry Suplicki) "It'll be even more awkward with my arm around you." (Pasono) (Jack to a big, creepy, burly man @ the bar): "Easy Captain Ranger, I'm all set here."
10.11.06:	- - - - - - - - -	[Overtime Bar] "He gave me a nasty dragon today." (Jim Suplicki) "This is my last night for meat." (Jim Suplicki) "Hah, I say that all the time too." (Christine) "What's the one with the moustache…?" (Jim Suplicki) "Oh, right… Dirty Sanchez?" (Christine) "Heard that a few times, have you?" (Jim Suplicki) "I have 99 posts." (Jerry Suplicki) "I don't even know when you are serious anymore." (Davie) "I got your Harry Sealfon right here." (Jerry Suplicki) "I hope your mouth feels better..." (Jim Suplicki) "My daughter is my avatar." (Jerry Suplicki) "That's cute." (Davie) "She's a dirty little whore." (Jerry Suplicki) "Why you touching me?" (Jim Suplicki) "Cuz I want your f*cking attention!" (Ryan) (Jerry to Chris) "Wanna go see how much we owe the dirty whore up there?" "Your daughter works here already?" (Christine)
10.04.06:	- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -	[Overtime Bar] Yeah, I was talking to this kid that plays...(unknown) (interrupting) Kid-n-Play?! (Jim Suplicki) "We got a spice rack for our wedding...I love the dill." (Ryan) "Yea, I love the dildo too." (Pasono) "Jerry said he liked my poll…" (Christine) "He always says he likes mine." (Pasono) "Couch K? I thought he was a rapper." (Jerry Suplicki) "Couch K is Coach K's lazy brother." (Gardner) You won a skate sharpening? I'll trade you a steak sub. (Randall) You won a t-shirt? I'll trade you a steak sub. (Randall) You won a hockey bag? I'll trade you a steak sub. (Randall) You won a steak sub? I'll trade you a... (Randall) "It's the damn puck. It doesn't stick to my stick." (J. Curtis) "I dunno...I had some nice slap shots in practice." (B. Curtis) "Yea...I've had some 14 mph slap shots... (J. Curtis) "And I said...'are those real?' And she says 'no', so I said...'oh my God. Thank goodness!'" (Harry Sealfon - Seth's Dad) "Christine said after a few more beers we can go into the bathroom and do her pictures…" (Jerry Suplicki) "Yeah, I'll hold the camera." (Pasono) "Steve, stop staring at her ass and take your damn beer!" (Jerry Suplicki) "I ordered a beer?" (Randall) "What are you gonna do 'Roids, hit me?" (Jerry Suplicki to Ryan) "Yeah, I'll knock your tooth out." (Ryan) [general] Jim calling John "Scully-osis" [general] the sage joke (first on the wings, and then eventually on everything)
09.27.06:	- - - - - - - -	"You guys know where the bar is?" (Jerry Suplicki) "I'm gonna follow Mr. Fancy-Shoes over there..." (Jack Hibit) "Ya know, I was on the fence about going or not, but because of your hurtful words, I think I am going home." (Steve Randall) [Barnard Crossings] "I'll eat anything pickled...except pickled pickles." (Jerry Suplicki) "Well, we know your Dad likes 'em." (Chris Ryan) (to Jim) "Why'd you have to open your mouth?" (Jerry Suplicki) "'Cuz he's the badass of hockey!" (Christine Andrzejewicz) "You f*ckers gonna start posting on the forum?" (Jerry Suplicki) "I'm gonna post about my fancy shoes!" (Jack Hibit) (to Christine) "THAT's a quote!" (Jerry Suplicki) "Oh, I'm all over it." (Christine Andrzejewicz) "I love kringle fries." (Chris Ryan) "Don't you mean crinkle?" (Jim Suplicki) "I saw one in Buenos Aires...(to Doug) that's Spanish." (Jack Hibit) (After the 'self-made millionare' from Anchor Inn called Jerry out of shape) "Yea, You got a shape...PEAR." (Jim Suplicki)
09.20.06:	- - -	"Screw Seth! Give me number 4!" (Doug Gardner) "Aren't you a teacher at Hilton?" (Dave Salafia) "Yeah, ...aren't you on a billboard?" (Steve Randall) "My upper equipment kept on choking the hell out of me! ...and then my shoes popped off! (Jerry Suplicki) "Your WHAT?! (John Davie)
08.05.06:	- -	"Do me a favor...don't forget your favors." (Chris Ryan) "I thought you made a decent buck?" (Jim Suplicki) "It's not about money, it's about convenience..." (Jack Hibit)